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Throwing holy water on sluts.

Pretending to read the birthday card after money's fallen out.

Why do you talk to yourself? "Because I enjoy intelligent conversation"

"A, B, C, or D?" "Well I haven't had a B for like 4 questions so I'll choose that"

Name? Ludin gomez....Sex? 3 to 5 times a week. No, I mean..male/female? Yes, male,female and sometimes camels. Holy cow! Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general. Oh dear, No, deer runs too fast.

Šta je Kerum napravia u dosadašnjem mandatu? Dite!

pamćenje je vještina ,a zaboravljanje umjetnost..

Sending tourists off the wrong way when they ask for directions. :)

Moja soba je bila uredna, ali onda mi je nesto trebalo.

Pijanstvo. stanje kada pod nije dno, već vrhunac

i hate it when i google my name and google asks "did you mean: God?"

If I was a dinosaur I'd be called Awesomasaurus.

Jednima sam dosla glave, drugima idem na jetru. U proseku, svima sam prirasla za srce... :)

Chuck Norris je udario Janicu Kostelić nogom u jaja !

Chuck Norris je posvojio Angelinu!

Zašto šmrčeš dop, zašto ne igraš ko Čop?

A vuce zasto imas tako velika usta? Da te moguuuuuuuuu pismon zvati... :-)

Dobar grah, daleko se čuje! :)

im happy

I Saša Matić vidi da sudije pomažu Barceloni.

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